Cherry Berry Chat up lines

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. He: Excuse me, want to dance?
    She: No.
    He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

    He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
    She : No.
    He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...

    I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

    Wow! Are those real?

    Cold out isn't it? (staring at tits)

    Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

    Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

    I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

    Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job?
    No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?

    Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers?
    No? Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

    Hey babe, how about a pizza and a blowjob?
    [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza?

    Soooo ... What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this?