Cherie Blair's Chauffeur

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  1. Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.
    Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
    Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:
    'You get out and check - you were driving. '
    The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
    'You were driving; go and tell the farmer, ' says Cherie.
    Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled
    with a big grin on his face.
    'My god, what happened to you? 'asks Cherie.
    The chauffeur replies: ' When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me. '
    'What on earth did you say? 'asks Cherie.
    ' I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them:
    ' I'm Cherie Blair's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.