Cherie Blair, Mistress of Smut!!!

#1
Right, so her autobiography's out. It appears to be something of a sexed up dossier. In the words of Blackadder's Bob, prepare to be amazed!

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/05/perhaps_it_was_the_smell.html

ON MEETING BLIAR:

'I began to realise that he was a very good-looking young man, tall and slim, yet broad in the shoulders. A really strong body ... Perhaps it was the smell of his skin ... the penetrating blue eyes, penetrating because they seemed to see right through me, to the extent that I could feel a blush rise up from some unchartered part of me ..."

ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT:

"Tony and I took the bus ... It was a double-decker and we went upstairs. It was completely empty and by the time we got off we knew each other better than when we'd got on. And even better the next morning."

ON THEIR ENDURING PASSION:

I fancied him rotten and still do..."

There really ought to be a law against this sort of thing. 8O
 
#2
seemahpoint said:
Right, so her autobiography's out. It appears to be something of a sexed up dossier. In the words of Blackadder's Bob, prepare to be amazed!

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/05/perhaps_it_was_the_smell.html

ON MEETING BLIAR:

'I began to realise that he was a very good-looking young man, tall and slim, yet broad in the shoulders. A really strong body ... Perhaps it was the smell of his skin ... the penetrating blue eyes, penetrating because they seemed to see right through me, to the extent that I could feel a blush rise up from some unchartered part of me ..."

ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT:

"Tony and I took the bus ... It was a double-decker and we went upstairs. It was completely empty and by the time we got off we knew each other better than when we'd got on. And even better the next morning."

ON THEIR ENDURING PASSION:

I fancied him rotten and still do..."

There really ought to be a law against this sort of thing. 8O
I think it is called classless.
 
#3
seemahpoint said:
Right, so her autobiography's out. It appears to be something of a sexed up dossier. In the words of Blackadder's Bob, prepare to be amazed!

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/05/perhaps_it_was_the_smell.html

ON MEETING BLIAR:

'I began to realise that he was a very good-looking young man, tall and slim, yet broad in the shoulders. A really strong body ... Perhaps it was the smell of his skin ... the penetrating blue eyes, penetrating because they seemed to see right through me, to the extent that I could feel a blush rise up from some unchartered part of me ..."

ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT:

"Tony and I took the bus ... It was a double-decker and we went upstairs. It was completely empty and by the time we got off we knew each other better than when we'd got on. And even better the next morning."

ON THEIR ENDURING PASSION:

I fancied him rotten and still do..."

There really ought to be a law against this sort of thing. 8O
Bet she was in white stilletoes and ron hills - Dirty old slapper. Tony should have knawed his arms off. Mind you, the twAt deserves what he got.
 
#7
No. No, no. No, no, no. Wrong. Bad and wrong. No.
 
#9
Only if by scuttle you mean to blow several holes in her bottom and watch her sink!!!! :nemo:
 
#11
<vomit>
 
#15
tattybadger said:
:D
Uncivil_Servant said:
No. No, no. No, no, no. Wrong. Bad and wrong. No.
Bet you'd love to scuttle her
Call me Mr Picky, but I'd rather tap-dance naked through Bristol city centre at 1600 on a rainy Saturday afternoon in November whilst giving oral sex to a male orangutang with dubious personal hygene than go anywhere near that swamp donkey.
 
#16
Uncivil_Servant said:
tattybadger said:
:D
Uncivil_Servant said:
No. No, no. No, no, no. Wrong. Bad and wrong. No.
Bet you'd love to scuttle her
Call me Mr Picky, but I'd rather tap-dance naked through Bristol city centre at 1600 on a rainy Saturday afternoon in November whilst giving oral sex to a male orangutang with dubious personal hygene than go anywhere near that swamp donkey.
Didn't someone do that on Jim'll Fix It ?
 
#17
whiffler said:
Uncivil_Servant said:
tattybadger said:
:D
Uncivil_Servant said:
No. No, no. No, no, no. Wrong. Bad and wrong. No.
Bet you'd love to scuttle her
Call me Mr Picky, but I'd rather tap-dance naked through Bristol city centre at 1600 on a rainy Saturday afternoon in November whilst giving oral sex to a male orangutang with dubious personal hygene than go anywhere near that swamp donkey.
Didn't someone do that on Jim'll Fix It ?
What, tap-dance naked through Bristol etc etc, or scuttle Cherie Blair?

I can just see the letter - "Dear Jim, please can you fix it for me to do to the PM's wife what he's done to my country?"
 

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#18
If I puke at the sight of a double decker bus during my drive home and wrap the motor, you lot are getting sued.

Jesus. Thanks. You kinda know something went on because they've spawned, but its like being near a big wild animal. You keep it in your peripheral vision but dont stare at it.

Does she favour the Brazillian or the Burst Couch look do you suppose?
 
#19
She could have at least said if her bacon flaps were stuck to the seat or not
 
#20
Well, she's had 4(?) kids, so my money's on Badly-Packed Kebab topped off with a bush like Bin Laden's Beard.
 
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