Chemist

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  1. A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant , The pharmacist , a little bemused , explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant , and never have ,
    Unfazed the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more .
    "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist , "we don't have any!"
    "But I always buy it here," says the blonde
    "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
    "YES" , said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it," She returns with the container and hands it over to thr pharmacist who looks at it and says to her , "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant" ,
    Annoyed , the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container ,
    " TO APPLY < PUSH UP BOTTOM "