Chemical Ali Going to Drop

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  1. Couldn't happen to a nicer fellow. Bon Voyage Ali, you CNUT.
  2. Shame. The guy was funny as ****.
  3. Er, funny? You're not getting Mohammed 'Comical Ali' Saeed al-Sahhaf and Ali 'Chemical Ali' Hassan al-Majid mixed up are you?
  4. Think he is:-

    Chemical Ali = You dies choking!

    Comical Ali = You dies laughing!

  5. "Its the way he tells 'em."

    I'll get me ...etc
  6. Apologies. Partaken of a few beers.
  7. good riddens cunt
  8. Perhaps Comical Ali will be on TV denying the drop, as it happens?
  9. IIRC, the former had trouble getting himself arrested.
  10. I truly question whether Chemical Ali should be hung.

    We know some quantities of nerve agent have been recovered. Not the 100's of tons predicted but somewhere in the 20-30 ton range IIRC.

    Surely we could spare a few milligrams for Ali. Yeah, SLUDGEM, thats right.

    S = Salivation
    L = Lacrimation
    U = Urination
    D = Defecation
    E = Emesis
    M = fecked if I can remember the M symptom.

    It seems only fair and the Kurds would not object.
  11. This is disgusting !

    What have we become ? Animals ?

    Just what has Iraq done to Britain ?

    A life is precious.
  12. Sorry Sir, but your argument is only cliches by the media.

    Is that enough to murder someone ?
  13. Maybe they should just hand him over to the Kurds. :D
  14. It is not murder - it is a legal execution held after due process in the Iraqi legal system. You may not like it but there it is so dry your tears.

    He wasn't called Chemical Ali because he was shooting a few lines of Coke :roll: