Chelsea gunman

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  1. Seems the Chelsea gunman was a former member of the HAC

    The soldier now has met his rest,
    he was a trained reservist,
    he's learned a crucial lesson,
    don't shoot at coppers when you're p1ssed

    Trained in the military craft
    Shot a copper when drunk and daft
    No one at the cop shop laughed

    Rest in peace, and fire up the bandwagon, the fatties are in town
  2. Bad drills starting a gunfight then getting naked, he should have built a Ned Kelly outfit from a dustbin and a bucket. He could then wander the streets unhindered by the old bill shooting peoples windows.
  3. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    He drank a load of whisky,
    said: 'It's time to have some fun'
    then he whipped off all his clothing,
    and went and got his gun.

    He opened fire on passers by,
    he put King's Road to flight,
    'til CO19 shouted,
    'You'd better stop this fcuking sh1te!'

    He said 'Come and get me coppers!
    The more the fcuking merrier',
    So they shot him with their rifles,
    RIP ex-terrier.
  4. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    The widow is quite fit!!!
  5. Aaaahhh back to the ARRSE attitude we all know and love, thank God for that. I was really worried that the RIP bandwagon was going to start rolling.
  6. When his posh totty went over the side
    An HAC man was beside
    Himself with his rage
    It made the Sun's front page
    As he got himself naked then died.
  7. I understand that the HAC collect goes as follows

  8. Not good drills calling a naked bar on your own.......lets get naked and do some shotgunning means something else...perhaps he was confused...
  9. I can't believe he was so bloody selfish. It's TA 100 this year, didn't he know? The TA could do without bad publicity.

    He goes on the rampage pissed up and tooled up but doesn't actually kill anyone. Makes the TA look bad, that does. I bet he forgot the four principles as well as his skiddies.
  10. I wept when I first heard the news,
    Of this rejected suitor,
    And how his bird was young and fit
    But no more could he root her,
    And now his pain is over,
    Dry your eyes and wipe your hooter,
    He's got an extra arrsehole,
    Thanks to some copper's shooter.
  11. could anyone point me to the TA link?

    edited: answered my own question:
  12. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    You might want to rethink that line, he was 32 and she was 40!
  13. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer


    In Chelsea, down in London Town, t'was in the Spring of 2008,
    When word came of the shooting, all the world thought of Prince's Gate
    But for this HAC Trooper
    It was 'feck 'em, Up the Pooper!'
    But the Met got their shots in straight.

    Apologies to W. McG.

  14. Call it artistic licence. Anyway, forty is younger than me.
  15. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    :D me too!