Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by vvaannmmaann, Feb 27, 2010.

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  1. was going to write something witty, but gave up....
  2. As a nation we actually produce more cheese than the French (?)
  3. And there are over 700 named British cheeses produced in the UK.
  4. That's JUST what we need, Cheese Terrorists! 8O
  5. I'm sure the French police will smoke them out.

    Edited to add: And once caught, I'm sure they will be suitably processed.
  6. Well I would.

  7. So would I.

    Until my Auvergne turned blue.
  8. 700 cheeses! Where? They need to promote those...
  10. We store cheese from all over the UK and from across the world, Australia, Canada, Tasmania and New Zealand.
    One of the biggest european producers of Mozzarella is a firm from NI.
  11. I fkn DREAM of cheese out here. You can get it, but only in Ho Chi Minh city and thats a 7 hour drive from here. I have toyed with the idea of tasking our medical rescue chopper to go to one of the three supermarkets that stock it, but there's nowhere for it to land in the middle of HCMC (and I'd prolly get the sack for doing it). I'd LOVE a bit of mature Cheddar with some Branstone pickle on wholemeal bread right now.
  12. So would I but the adverts are a bit, well to be frank, er, cheesy.
  13. And a pint of Hogs Back Tea or another fine ale to go with it.
  14. There used to be a factory near Oswestry that produced one cheese.
    They added colours to make 'different' cheeses.