Cheese-eating monkeys

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Ciggie, Jun 15, 2011.

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  1. Suddenly the French are the potential liberators of Libya. Has someone put funny powder in the water ?
  2. Nope. Access to oil, nothing more,nothing less. When did the french ever give two shits about North Africa.
  3. X2 Someone has made the case on another forum that the UK and France are wary of depending on the Russian pipelines to Europe so are trying to make sure there are alternatives. The Germans and Italians on the other hand are less inclined and have been giving Ivan friendly reach around's as he opens their chocolate hulahoop.
  4. Yep, and when they falter they'll be cut off so they'll better learn to toe the line pretty quick. As for the grogs and us and North African oil...I doubt that they'll be that grateful. Solar powered's the future!
  5. Ask anyone from 1Rep!
  6. What was in it for the Frogs? Like us, they wouldn't put soldiers into a country unless there was something in it for them.
  7. The soap shy, high lift shoe wearing, finger pointing, unpasteurised surrender monkeys were looking for an alternative to cheese based comestibles and a cheap victory to help reinstate their tarnished (i.e. unwashed) nationalpride. This picture gave them the idea of working one up the Berbers again.