Cheer up, its New year

Cheer up guys, we think about you. Have a laugh on me....

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Hope you all had a good Crimbo and New Year. Even if you're single...Schizophrenia beats being alone.

And here's a few words of wisdom for the new year.....
Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?
Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.


Walt (by name but never by nature)