Was in York at the 'Designer Outlet' today which is basically a shopping centre. Went to the latrine and whilst having a p1ss an old chap next to me asked if I had been in the Army. "Yes" I answered with a - "what makes you ask?" .. "oh you've just got that look about you", he then asked - "National Service was it?" "No" I said.... "long before my time." Cheeky old fekker I thought... fek me... I've always looked younger than my age and I'm not 48 til December.