Cheeky Chimps!

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by box-of-frogs, Apr 16, 2008.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. I got bitten by one of those little barstewards in 83 when I was over as a guest of the Provo Marshal. Nicked the wife's sunglasses too.

    Hardly reason to off them tough! Inject the bloody tourists instead.
  2. It must have been in the mid 1980's when I was there? I recall them being thieving buggers, but viewed them as more of a nuisance than a threat. I recall hearing that no-one had ever found a dead one or the remains of one. 8O
  3. Good drills.
  4. Used to be one in Dhala camp,Aden,took great delight in pinching spanners off AFV's and climbing up flagpole,how we all laughed.
  5. Que?

    a) The monkeys "good drills" beause they are good at burying their dead, so the bodies are never found?

    b) Me "good drills" for knowing this myth? ....... or fact? 8O
  6. Found a solution with the little feckers stealing stuff from our sites and harrassing you whilst out there last year on a job:

    1. Grab a couple of handfulls of Chilli's from the Ghurka Engr Sqn Chefs.

    2. Feed to apes when they harrass you:



    Begging and harrassing stopped funnily enough :wink: Well apart from them trying to turn on taps, nick water bottles or find a source of water :twisted:
  7. Both, could we train a battalion of chimps to deal with all the chavs?
  8. Monkeys are always funny, particularly when you stab them.