Check-up

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by OKCHU, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A lady went to her doctor for a check-up. when asked how she got the bruises on the outside of her thighs, she explained that she got them from having sex. The doctor then told her she would have to change positions until the bruises healed. She replied "Oh doctor, I can't ... my dog's breath is awful!"