Check-up

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by OKCHU, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. This beautiful woman walks into a doctors surgery and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window ... He tells her to lift her skirt, she does and he starts rubbing her thighs.

    "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

    "Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

    He tells her to take off her blouse and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

    "Yes, checking for lumps."

    Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

    She replies, "Yes, getting the clap … that’s why I am here!"