How about you be a clever little soul and tell us what paper/magazine/news agency you work for.
If you're hoping for a huge Homophobic reaction from us. Think again. We arrsers are a diverse group of people from all backgrounds, of all colours and religions. We pride ourselves on how well we gel together as a team.
Tell you what if it makes you feel any better we'll rip into the Poofs/dykes/greedys/heshe's and tell you how they are pulling the army apart with their evil contaminated rodent p1ss just so you don't have to get your fat hoop out of your chair and do some real journo stuff like Clark Kent.