Check out the teeth on these two!!

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  1. WTF!!!!

    Tom, stay away, you've moved on to the set of the latest Aliens movie!! Sigorney, NNnnnnnoooooooooooooooooo!!!

    Nice long fingers on the right - could 'milk' my prostate(spl?)
     

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  2. Based on the title I don't know why it even entered my head that I would be plesantly surprised. In times of hardship you would though...may have to knock them out first but where there is a will there is a way.
     
  3. Give the one on the left some credit, at least she's trying to tame them with some metal wire! ;-)
     
  4. The one on the right could eat an apple through a tennis racket
     
  5. Fussy cnuts, they'd both get it twice! :D
     
  6. or a chain link fence.
     
  7. Ah Japan probably the highest paid dentists in the world and the worst teeth. Trouble is to qualify costs about a million US or more but no-one fails.

    Still always been partial to a blow job from a girl with braces, beats tongue pircings any day.
     
  8. Wouldn't want the one with the braces to give you a nosh!
     
  9. They could both eat an apple through a letter box!!!
     
  10. Fcuk me! its an oriental Cilla Black!! 8O

    "Whats it all about Alfieeeeeeeeeeee?" :D
     
  11. or goofy reincarnated.
     
  12. They're not quite Austin's twins, Fook Yu and Fook Mi.
     
  13. No, you're right, but I could do with some cheese grating . . . . . mature cheddar not bell-smeg!
     
  14. Take the one on the left down to the pub to meet your mates tell them she's your new girlfriend.

    Then say "Say cheese for the lads babe".

    Then keep a straight face and say why are you all fucking laughing?
     
  15. Would it be because your new girlfriend looks like Tom Cruise?