Check out Freddie Starrs fiance

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  1. there's no fool like an old fool concerning women, you've only to look at paul mccartney.....dull *****.
  2. Sophie, what was it that first attracted you to elderly, wrinkled millionaire, Freddy Starr......
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  3. She is juicy though.
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  4. Top marks to the journalist and editor

    and a few paragraphs later
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  5. Good one Freddie! When I'm 68 I'd happily shag a 30yo viper with tits if she appeared willing enough (and if she was after the money, she'd have to keep appearances up, win win)... Good effort!
  6. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    You missed the 'clinically obese' part.
  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I am not entirely sure what a Freddie Starrs is but the Mail needs to delete the picture of the ex SAS / SBS Pirate Hunters gaff.


    That fridge next to the skip is a dead giveaway.
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  8. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

  9. Next Sun Headline:

    Freddy Starr Ate My Beaver
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  10. She's quite tidy. Be interesting to see if they get mugged in surfers paradise.
  11. Starr was forced to quite I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of here after suffering an allergic reaction to one of the animal parts he was forced to eat during a Bushtucker trial.

    Who would have thought he would be allergic to eating animal anything after his history. Whilst searching which animal it was, it was a Camels Toe!!

    Sun beat me to it:

    Freddie Starr ate my camel | The Sun |Showbiz|TV|Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here
  12. Good luck to her the man is INSANE.
  13. She's got fat legs hasn't she?
  14. Listen to you *******, "she's got fat legs", "her legs are upside down".

    It's female, and has a pulse (optional). You'd be on it like a tramp on chips. Freddy is a ******* Starr.

    Sent from my Desire HD
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