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Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by vinniethemanxcat, Mar 23, 2011.

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  1. As a last ditch marriage saver, I booked a romantic break in Paris.


    When it came to checking in our luggage for the flight, the lady at the desk asked "Do you have any excess baggage?"



    I replied, "Well she shagged my brother, pisses all our money away and don't even get me started about her drinking......"