Cheapo cnut or prince of men?

Tight cnut or perfectly acceptable?

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#1
Ok, we all know valentines day is approaching, so me and a mucker went shopping today to get the usual tat and dross for our better halves. Now, we decided to challenge ourselves to only a fiver each, and with that, I bought a tacky card, kinky present, bottle of coke and a bus ticket home. Opinion is divided at college- are we tight cnuts, or true men?

Standing by for incoming from the females :headbang:
 
#2
as a female,i'd rather get something which made me laugh than soppy drivel!(Or something i could drink :) )
 
#3
Hugh_Jardon said:
Ok, we all know valentines day is approaching, so me and a mucker went shopping today to get the usual tat and dross for our better halves. Now, we decided to challenge ourselves to only a fiver each, and with that, I bought a tacky card, kinky present, bottle of coke and a bus ticket home. Opinion is divided at college- are we tight cnuts, or true men?

Standing by for incoming from the females :headbang:
List of what you bought and where please!! :thumleft:
 
#4
Perfectly acceptable, as long as you get a reward afterwards....
 
#5
On valentine's day hold out the present and say 'Swap!'. If the tight fisted fecker hasn't got you anything, you don't need to give her anything other than a sound boning.
 
#7
meiktilaman said:
Hugh_Jardon said:
Ok, we all know valentines day is approaching, so me and a mucker went shopping today to get the usual tat and dross for our better halves. Now, we decided to challenge ourselves to only a fiver each, and with that, I bought a tacky card, kinky present, bottle of coke and a bus ticket home. Opinion is divided at college- are we tight cnuts, or true men?

Standing by for incoming from the females :headbang:
List of what you bought and where please!! :thumleft:
Ok, card- £1, Clintons, High Street, East Grinstead. Prezzy, £1.49, also Clintons, bottle of coke, 70p (deal, two for £1.40, split with mucker) Woolworths, also High Street EG, Bus fare £1. 80

Total: £4.99- not a bad day's work :)

Fugly said:
Hugh_Jardon said:
Opinion is divided at college- are we tight cnuts, or true men?
I think you answered your own question by admitting being a student!

Tight cunts!
Ok, I asked for that one, but for the record, I work part time in a pub, know what soap is, despise 'che' t-shirts and am joining the TA in a coupla months. Have a good day tomorrow everyone ha ha.
 
#8
Wife and I have kept our cards from many years ago. We put them up every year and feel very romantic. Ah the joys of being married a long time.
 
#9
My missus doesn't do Valentine's, which is useful. She's also away so I'm getting out of having to be nice.

However, after the 14th I will buy her a couple of things for when she gets back:
1. Mug from Disney store (She had trouble choosing between 2 that made her laugh at the weekend, I'll be the perfect boyfriend and get her the otherone! (she's 26, honest)) £7
2. Chocs: will be buying after 14th so hopefully cut price, £5 max
3. Something cheap and kinky from Ann Summers, £5 max.

So no more than £17, hopefully cheaper and massive boyfriend points. Cheaper than a meal out and probably cheaper than flowers and chocs if buying before 14th.

£5er each? Well done. As long as your missus thinks you're the best lay she's ever had and you make her giggle occasionally you'll go far.
 
#12
"Get your cunt out"

Fucking laugh at that. Then post some pics of your beef curtains on here.
 
#13
As my bird is still married and hubby is still around sent this as e-mail attatchment

cost £0
 
#14
Praetorian said:
"Get your cunt out"

Fucking laugh at that. Then post some pics of your beef curtains on here.
IF i was EVER going to get my cnut out,it would not be for a soap dodger! :)
 
#15
bigbird67 said:
Praetorian said:
"Get your cunt out"

Fucking laugh at that. Then post some pics of your beef curtains on here.
IF i was EVER going to get my cnut out,it would not be for a soap dodger! :)
Would you for £5?

msr
 
#16
MacFadyin said:
As my bird is still married and hubby is still around sent this as e-mail attatchment

cost £0
fcuk me... carnations... you sent her funeral flowers... CLASSIC!
 
#17
msr said:
bigbird67 said:
Praetorian said:
"Get your cunt out"

Fucking laugh at that. Then post some pics of your beef curtains on here.
IF i was EVER going to get my cnut out,it would not be for a soap dodger! :)
Would you for £5?

msr
err...nope,but a tenner would buy me enough Dettol to give em a good scrub in case the bids start going up!!!
 
#19
I'll call my mate Gerry and watch the price rise to £750!

msr
 
#20
_Artemis_ said:
msr said:
bigbird67 said:
Praetorian said:
"Get your cunt out"

Fucking laugh at that. Then post some pics of your beef curtains on here.
IF i was EVER going to get my cnut out,it would not be for a soap dodger! :)
Would you for £5?
I'll outbid you at £5.50 - can you do any tricks with ping-pong balls, bb?
No,but i can go cross-eyed with one eye and turn my eyelids inside out. I that any good to you?
 

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