Cheapo cnut or prince of men?

[Hugh_Jardon]

Ok, we all know valentines day is approaching, so me and a mucker went shopping today to get the usual tat and dross for our better halves. Now, we decided to challenge ourselves to only a fiver each, and with that, I bought a tacky card, kinky present, bottle of coke and a bus ticket home. Opinion is divided at college- are we tight cnuts, or true men?

Standing by for incoming from the females

 

[bigbird67]

as a female,i'd rather get something which made me laugh than soppy drivel!(Or something i could drink )

 

[meiktilaman]

Ok, we all know valentines day is approaching, so me and a mucker went shopping today to get the usual tat and dross for our better halves. Now, we decided to challenge ourselves to only a fiver each, and with that, I bought a tacky card, kinky present, bottle of coke and a bus ticket home. Opinion is divided at college- are we tight cnuts, or true men?

Standing by for incoming from the females

List of what you bought and where please!!

 

[duckiciao]

Perfectly acceptable, as long as you get a reward afterwards....

 

[Dr_Chris]

On valentine's day hold out the present and say 'Swap!'. If the tight fisted fecker hasn't got you anything, you don't need to give her anything other than a sound boning.

 

[Fugly]

Opinion is divided at college- are we tight cnuts, or true men?

I think you answered your own question by admitting being a student!

Tight cunts!

 

[Hugh_Jardon]

Ok, we all know valentines day is approaching, so me and a mucker went shopping today to get the usual tat and dross for our better halves. Now, we decided to challenge ourselves to only a fiver each, and with that, I bought a tacky card, kinky present, bottle of coke and a bus ticket home. Opinion is divided at college- are we tight cnuts, or true men?

Standing by for incoming from the females

List of what you bought and where please!!

Ok, card- £1, Clintons, High Street, East Grinstead. Prezzy, £1.49, also Clintons, bottle of coke, 70p (deal, two for £1.40, split with mucker) Woolworths, also High Street EG, Bus fare £1. 80

Total: £4.99- not a bad day's work

Opinion is divided at college- are we tight cnuts, or true men?

I think you answered your own question by admitting being a student!

Tight cunts!

Ok, I asked for that one, but for the record, I work part time in a pub, know what soap is, despise 'che' t-shirts and am joining the TA in a coupla months. Have a good day tomorrow everyone ha ha.

 

[mushroom]

Wife and I have kept our cards from many years ago. We put them up every year and feel very romantic. Ah the joys of being married a long time.

 

[crabby]

My missus doesn't do Valentine's, which is useful. She's also away so I'm getting out of having to be nice.

However, after the 14th I will buy her a couple of things for when she gets back:
1. Mug from Disney store (She had trouble choosing between 2 that made her laugh at the weekend, I'll be the perfect boyfriend and get her the otherone! (she's 26, honest)) £7
2. Chocs: will be buying after 14th so hopefully cut price, £5 max
3. Something cheap and kinky from Ann Summers, £5 max.

So no more than £17, hopefully cheaper and massive boyfriend points. Cheaper than a meal out and probably cheaper than flowers and chocs if buying before 14th.

£5er each? Well done. As long as your missus thinks you're the best lay she's ever had and you make her giggle occasionally you'll go far.

 

[Praetorian]

as a female

That has yet to be proven

 

[Leigh]

as a female,i'd rather get something which made me laugh than soppy drivel!(Or something i could drink )

2nd that

L

 

[Praetorian]

"Get your cunt out"

Fucking laugh at that. Then post some pics of your beef curtains on here.

 

[MacFadyin]

As my bird is still married and hubby is still around sent this as e-mail attatchment

cost £0

 

[bigbird67]

"Get your cunt out"

Fucking laugh at that. Then post some pics of your beef curtains on here.

IF i was EVER going to get my cnut out,it would not be for a soap dodger!

 

[msr]

"Get your cunt out"

Fucking laugh at that. Then post some pics of your beef curtains on here.

IF i was EVER going to get my cnut out,it would not be for a soap dodger!

Would you for £5?

msr

 

[pomps]

As my bird is still married and hubby is still around sent this as e-mail attatchment

cost £0

fcuk me... carnations... you sent her funeral flowers... CLASSIC!

 

[bigbird67]

"Get your cunt out"

Fucking laugh at that. Then post some pics of your beef curtains on here.

IF i was EVER going to get my cnut out,it would not be for a soap dodger!

Would you for £5?

msr

err...nope,but a tenner would buy me enough Dettol to give em a good scrub in case the bids start going up!!!

 

[_Artemis_]

"Get your cunt out"

Fucking laugh at that. Then post some pics of your beef curtains on here.

IF i was EVER going to get my cnut out,it would not be for a soap dodger!

Would you for £5?

I'll outbid you at £5.50 - can you do any tricks with ping-pong balls, bb?

 

[msr]

I'll call my mate Gerry and watch the price rise to £750!

msr

 

[bigbird67]

"Get your cunt out"

Fucking laugh at that. Then post some pics of your beef curtains on here.

IF i was EVER going to get my cnut out,it would not be for a soap dodger!

Would you for £5?

I'll outbid you at £5.50 - can you do any tricks with ping-pong balls, bb?

No,but i can go cross-eyed with one eye and turn my eyelids inside out. I that any good to you?