Cheapo cnut or prince of men?

Tight cnut or perfectly acceptable?

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Ok, we all know valentines day is approaching, so me and a mucker went shopping today to get the usual tat and dross for our better halves. Now, we decided to challenge ourselves to only a fiver each, and with that, I bought a tacky card, kinky present, bottle of coke and a bus ticket home. Opinion is divided at college- are we tight cnuts, or true men?

Standing by for incoming from the females :headbang:
 
as a female,i'd rather get something which made me laugh than soppy drivel!(Or something i could drink :) )
 
Hugh_Jardon said:
Ok, we all know valentines day is approaching, so me and a mucker went shopping today to get the usual tat and dross for our better halves. Now, we decided to challenge ourselves to only a fiver each, and with that, I bought a tacky card, kinky present, bottle of coke and a bus ticket home. Opinion is divided at college- are we tight cnuts, or true men?

Standing by for incoming from the females :headbang:
List of what you bought and where please!! :thumleft:
 

duckiciao

War Hero
Perfectly acceptable, as long as you get a reward afterwards....
 

Dr_Chris

War Hero
On valentine's day hold out the present and say 'Swap!'. If the tight fisted fecker hasn't got you anything, you don't need to give her anything other than a sound boning.
 

Fugly

LE
DirtyBAT
Hugh_Jardon said:
Opinion is divided at college- are we tight cnuts, or true men?
I think you answered your own question by admitting being a student!

Tight cunts!
 
meiktilaman said:
Hugh_Jardon said:
Ok, we all know valentines day is approaching, so me and a mucker went shopping today to get the usual tat and dross for our better halves. Now, we decided to challenge ourselves to only a fiver each, and with that, I bought a tacky card, kinky present, bottle of coke and a bus ticket home. Opinion is divided at college- are we tight cnuts, or true men?

Standing by for incoming from the females :headbang:
List of what you bought and where please!! :thumleft:
Ok, card- £1, Clintons, High Street, East Grinstead. Prezzy, £1.49, also Clintons, bottle of coke, 70p (deal, two for £1.40, split with mucker) Woolworths, also High Street EG, Bus fare £1. 80

Total: £4.99- not a bad day's work :)

Fugly said:
Hugh_Jardon said:
Opinion is divided at college- are we tight cnuts, or true men?
I think you answered your own question by admitting being a student!

Tight cunts!
Ok, I asked for that one, but for the record, I work part time in a pub, know what soap is, despise 'che' t-shirts and am joining the TA in a coupla months. Have a good day tomorrow everyone ha ha.
 
Wife and I have kept our cards from many years ago. We put them up every year and feel very romantic. Ah the joys of being married a long time.
 
My missus doesn't do Valentine's, which is useful. She's also away so I'm getting out of having to be nice.

However, after the 14th I will buy her a couple of things for when she gets back:
1. Mug from Disney store (She had trouble choosing between 2 that made her laugh at the weekend, I'll be the perfect boyfriend and get her the otherone! (she's 26, honest)) £7
2. Chocs: will be buying after 14th so hopefully cut price, £5 max
3. Something cheap and kinky from Ann Summers, £5 max.

So no more than £17, hopefully cheaper and massive boyfriend points. Cheaper than a meal out and probably cheaper than flowers and chocs if buying before 14th.

£5er each? Well done. As long as your missus thinks you're the best lay she's ever had and you make her giggle occasionally you'll go far.
 
"Get your cunt out"

Fucking laugh at that. Then post some pics of your beef curtains on here.
 

MacFadyin

Clanker
As my bird is still married and hubby is still around sent this as e-mail attatchment

cost £0
 
Praetorian said:
"Get your cunt out"

Fucking laugh at that. Then post some pics of your beef curtains on here.
IF i was EVER going to get my cnut out,it would not be for a soap dodger! :)
 

msr

LE
bigbird67 said:
Praetorian said:
"Get your cunt out"

Fucking laugh at that. Then post some pics of your beef curtains on here.
IF i was EVER going to get my cnut out,it would not be for a soap dodger! :)
Would you for £5?

msr
 

pomps

LE
MacFadyin said:
As my bird is still married and hubby is still around sent this as e-mail attatchment

cost £0
fcuk me... carnations... you sent her funeral flowers... CLASSIC!
 
msr said:
bigbird67 said:
Praetorian said:
"Get your cunt out"

Fucking laugh at that. Then post some pics of your beef curtains on here.
IF i was EVER going to get my cnut out,it would not be for a soap dodger! :)
Would you for £5?

msr
err...nope,but a tenner would buy me enough Dettol to give em a good scrub in case the bids start going up!!!
 
msr said:
bigbird67 said:
Praetorian said:
"Get your cunt out"

Fucking laugh at that. Then post some pics of your beef curtains on here.
IF i was EVER going to get my cnut out,it would not be for a soap dodger! :)
Would you for £5?
I'll outbid you at £5.50 - can you do any tricks with ping-pong balls, bb?
 

msr

LE
I'll call my mate Gerry and watch the price rise to £750!

msr
 
_Artemis_ said:
msr said:
bigbird67 said:
Praetorian said:
"Get your cunt out"

Fucking laugh at that. Then post some pics of your beef curtains on here.
IF i was EVER going to get my cnut out,it would not be for a soap dodger! :)
Would you for £5?
I'll outbid you at £5.50 - can you do any tricks with ping-pong balls, bb?
No,but i can go cross-eyed with one eye and turn my eyelids inside out. I that any good to you?
 
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