Cheapest whores

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goatrutar

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Some time ago a good mate of mine did an East Timor tour. When we caught up on his return, amongst the topics discussed were the local prozzies. The fact that they were fucking horrors was a given however the pricing structure was also interesting as well. $3AUD for a fuck or $5AUD for a blowie.
So as you can imagine they're fucking classy.

So I ask you, where have you found the cheapest, most festering whores?
 
#3
Mekong delta west side 6 dollars all night with a nice looking bird of 22
 
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I always found it amusing and somewhat arrousing that the East Timorese prozzies were willing to sell out their religiious beliefs for an extra $2AUD.
 
#11
Derby has the cheapest whores

according to the local rag all you have to do is flash your warrant card at em, for a free go.

apparently things can go wrong though, when you start to buy them fags beer and crack to keep them quiet as they then decide that its immoral and report it to a higher authority.
 
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Some time ago a good mate of mine did an East Timor tour. When we caught up on his return, amongst the topics discussed were the local prozzies. The fact that they were fucking horrors was a given however the pricing structure was also interesting as well. $3AUD for a fuck or $5AUD for a blowie.
So as you can imagine they're fucking classy.

So I ask you, where have you found the cheapest, most festering whores?

Couple of grim looking Ozmate tarts in the Dengue Bar when I was there. Wasn't sure if being armed in the bar was so they could force some poor drunk bastard to go to their hooch with them, or if it was to shoot the vampire bats flying out of their raddled clunges when the sun went down.
 
#15
I spent some time in Mayotte donkey`s years ago and the going rate was a tin of processed cheese and 20 fags from a 24hr rat pack.
 
#17
2 Div HQ and Sigs Regt Bunde, c 1974. Can not remember which block!
4 of the Fatherlands fattest and ugliest giving it away to all comers for a weekend and every weekend, until the Monkeys got to hear about it.
 
#19
This Berril sounds like a nice sort. Does she provide a plank to tie to one's arse, or do you take your own?
 
#20
Never been with a 'ho myself! (I was seeing an escort with big fake tits for a while though, but I wasnt a client) However the ones in Magaluf that I'm told come from Senegal were offering it cheap as chips! Quite aggressively too, I thought I wasn't going to get back to Palma Nova alive when walking back to my hotel at 5 in the morning, one was grabbing me & my mate and attempting to dry hump us while shouting "I want to fuck you!", to which the reply was "I'm alright for AIDS ta". Plenty of lasses giving it away for free in shagascruff, sod paying for it!
My other mate who's an ex-marine did go with one of them though, went down Magaluf beach to do the business, and had to pay for extra time as he couldnt finish, he said the thought of getting mugged by her pimp put him off his stroke ha! Then left the rubber he'd used swinging off someones door handle back at the hotel, bet they were fuming the next morning...
 

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