cheaper booze

#1
i found some spirit essences on the net and thought to meself mmmmm! possible cheap drink here and being as im a tight barsteward thought ill give em a go with a bit of sceptism i ordered some rum and malt whisky essence and went out for a coupla litres of cheap vodka or you can use korn anyone who has done time with bfg will know how cheap that stuff is well anyway the idea is chuck about 20 ml of this stuff in a ltr of vodka shake and wait a coupla days for it to blend nicely well i couldnt believe the taste obviously it aint glenmorangie or anything but for a cheap malt a like it aint bad and the rum will suit the uncle alberts a treat if anyone wants to know where to get it i will say but i aint trying to sell it just in case anyone thinks im spammin it
 
#2
If, on your travels for vodka, you find some punctuation please feel free to stick it in your post. Ta.
 
#3
Just heard this joke:

Picture the scene, we're on the Death Star and Darth Vadar and Luke Skywalker and engaging in Christmas peace talks. They decide to take a short coffee break and are busy eating biscuits and chatting about football when Darth turns to Luke and tells him,
"I know what you're getting for your Christmas Luke."
Luke turns to Darth and asks, "how do you know that Father? There's no way you can possibly know that!"
Darth turns to Luke and whispers,
"I felt your presence" :D :D :D
 

Legs

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#5
It sounds absolutly gahstly... I'd rather drink a cuppa tea.
 

Legs

ADC
Book Reviewer
#8
Hello! I might've known you'd show up in a thread mentioning 'booze' and 'cheap'...
 
#9
rct-once said:
imsosorrybutpunctuationandgrammerhaveneverbeenastrongpointbuticanspellandfireagunifthatsanyhelp
Ifyoufireagunaswellasyouspell................................

Everyone else - Keep your heads down
 
#10
Markintime said:
Legs said:
It sounds absolutly gahstly... I'd rather drink a cuppa tea.
I agree, are we talking about Intergeri's appalling joke?


Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection.

"What's that, Mummy?" asks the child.
"Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on.

A week later Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?"
"That, son, is the elephant's penis."
"Mummy said it was nothing."
"Your mother's spoiled, Son!"

Better? :D
 
#11
intergeri said:
Markintime said:
Legs said:
It sounds absolutly gahstly... I'd rather drink a cuppa tea.
I agree, are we talking about Intergeri's appalling joke?


Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection.

"What's that, Mummy?" asks the child.
"Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on.

A week later Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?"
"That, son, is the elephant's penis."
"Mummy said it was nothing."
"Your mother's spoiled, Son!"

Better? :D
Didn't know you knew my son Johnny. ;)
 
#12
Markintime said:
intergeri said:
Markintime said:
Legs said:
It sounds absolutly gahstly... I'd rather drink a cuppa tea.
I agree, are we talking about Intergeri's appalling joke?


Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection.

"What's that, Mummy?" asks the child.
"Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on.

A week later Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?"
"That, son, is the elephant's penis."
"Mummy said it was nothing."
"Your mother's spoiled, Son!"

Better? :D
Didn't know you knew my son Johnny. ;)

I know all ur family markintime :twisted: lmao
 
#13
intergeri said:
Markintime said:
intergeri said:
Markintime said:
Legs said:
It sounds absolutly gahstly... I'd rather drink a cuppa tea.
I agree, are we talking about Intergeri's appalling joke?


Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection.

"What's that, Mummy?" asks the child.
"Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on.

A week later Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?"
"That, son, is the elephant's penis."
"Mummy said it was nothing."
"Your mother's spoiled, Son!"

Better? :D
Didn't know you knew my son Johnny. ;)

I know all ur family markintime :twisted: lmao
You're not on my Facebook are you? :lol:
 
#14
Markintime said:
intergeri said:
Markintime said:
intergeri said:
Markintime said:
Legs said:
It sounds absolutly gahstly... I'd rather drink a cuppa tea.
I agree, are we talking about Intergeri's appalling joke?


Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection.

"What's that, Mummy?" asks the child.
"Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on.

A week later Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?"
"That, son, is the elephant's penis."
"Mummy said it was nothing."
"Your mother's spoiled, Son!"

Better? :D
Didn't know you knew my son Johnny. ;)

I know all ur family markintime :twisted: lmao
You're not on my Facebook are you? :lol:
Not yet :D But that'll give me something to do later :wink:
 
#15
HappyNomad said:
rct-once said:
imsosorrybutpunctuationandgrammerhaveneverbeenastrongpointbuticanspellandfireagunifthatsanyhelp
Ifyoufireagunaswellasyouspell................................

Everyone else - Keep your heads down

check out the new way of spelling special ! in glass houses stones don't live people who throw rearrange to suit
 
#16
rct-once said:
HappyNomad said:
rct-once said:
imsosorrybutpunctuationandgrammerhaveneverbeenastrongpointbuticanspellandfireagunifthatsanyhelp
If you fire a gun as well as you spell................................

Everyone else - Keep your heads down

check out the new way of spelling special ! in glass houses stones don't live people who throw rearrange to suit
I can't see any 'special' at all, can I borrow your hallucinogenic drugs please?
 
#17
have look at happy nomads avatar then you won't be guilty of mongness


Markintime said:
rct-once said:
HappyNomad said:
rct-once said:
imsosorrybutpunctuationandgrammerhaveneverbeenastrongpointbuticanspellandfireagunifthatsanyhelp
If you fire a gun as well as you spell................................

Everyone else - Keep your heads down

check out the new way of spelling special ! in glass houses stones don't live people who throw rearrange to suit
I can't see any 'special' at all, can I borrow your hallucinogenic drugs please?
 
#18
Found some asbach in the garage from last crimbo,now that is a nice drink,roll on 7 o'clock,bring on the booze.

Happy crimbo to you all,especially the tight fisted home brew merchants,it can't be nice being that tight,can't really invite friends round for a drink in case they go blind as a side effect. :santa:
 
#19
aaah asbach now that takes me back, but to be honest you need your mates to test your homebrew. cos you would be mad to try it yourself first after all what are mates for ?
 

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