Cheap Shoes and Spam For you

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  1. Hallo I am very happy to say you about my shoes, very cheap and good bargain. I like spamming all over and things , please respond, plenty of threads on site, me keep spamming all night make you very happy. We provide them takeaway, you come and have look. :D


    (sorry boss) :oops:
  2. Plenty, you come look. Also Dolce and Dunlops, Clarkes and Flip Flops.
    Every thing you need.

    Thank you

  3. Number 47 and a number 74, Oh and a pair of Iowas size 10 please
  4. Number 47 off menu sorry. Chef been awwested. Dont know Iowas sorry.
    Is that in US? Yes, no cannot do that very sorry.

  5. How about any Cat boots? Need a nice pair of them.
  6. Did you say 74? That's SHOE WANG!!!!!
  7. Cats? plenty of cats, Siamese, Toms, all sorts. You cook with them too? very tasty. We can seel you two dozen pair at very good cost. Ready frozen.
  8. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

  9. Jokely? they funny glasses? South Facing jacket, no sorry, but North face we can sell you. All very good price.
  10. Do you have any recipes for Cats and Spam? Or should I post this in the cookery forum?
  11. We give lessons in Chinese too, very cheap.
    That's not right...
    Sum Ting Wong

    Are you harboring a fugitive?...
    Hu Yu Hai Ding?

    See me ASAP...
    Kum Hia Nao

    Stupid Man...
    Dum Gai

    Small Horse...
    Tai Ni Po Ni

    Did you go to the beach?...
    Wai Yu So Tan?

    I bumped into a coffee table...
    Ai Bang Mai Ni

    I think you need a face lift...
    Chin Tu Fat

    It's very dark in here...
    Wai So Dim?

    I thought you were on a diet...
    Wai Yu Mun Ching?
  12. Yes, we get the Chef, wait a minute. Cats and spam maybe taste clappy.
  13. (what the fck have I started then...) :roll:
  14. Where the hell are all the lucky lucky watches... lucky lucky? :roll:
  15. Sold out watches. Tough noodles.
    Yu Stin Ki Pu

    Confucius say Man who stand on toilet high on pot