Cheap Bog-Roll

#1
I hate it. The stuff with the absorbancy of a PVC mini-skirt (and having lagged myself in one - I can confirm that they have very little to offer in the absorbancy stakes).

It fcuks me off constantly that my firm refuse to spend an extra 20p per roll and get some decent comfy bum - I'd make up the costs in the extra productivity generated during the five minutes I'm back at my desk rather than in the karzi spreading marmite over my cheeks.

I reckon I'd achieve more with a empty bag of crisps.
 

stet

War Hero
#2
dont be so tight and buy your own ..... problen solved
 

stet

War Hero
#4
and you walk like him afterwards
 
#5
Yes cheap nasty bog roll is horrid, especially the 'happy shopper' crap, leaves a nice raw stinging sensation around your ringer.

Charmaine is where it's at. Comfort that's well priced.
 
#6
I was on the Entertainments committee for our summer ball and due to us being p****d off by ungratefull wives whinging about the standards etc we stocked their bogs out with good old 'Army paper shiny nonabsorbant for the use of' we certainly had some whinges that night and some not very nice ones about sore lips!
 
#7
Charlotte_Roberts said:
Yes cheap nasty bog roll is horrid, especially the 'happy shopper' crap, leaves a nice raw stinging sensation around your ringer.

Charmaine is where it's at. Comfort that's well priced.
shame on you for admitting even using happy shopper brand, please tell us you didn't buy it. If you are that skint....... lift it from yer local harvester.
 
#8
Charlotte_Roberts said:
Yes cheap nasty bog roll is horrid, especially the 'happy shopper' crap, leaves a nice raw stinging sensation around your ringer.

Charmaine is where it's at. Comfort that's well priced.
and I thought you liked that sensation ;)
 
#9
It was my mates mum who popped a quid in my hand and sent me packing to the local shop round corner to pick up some bog roll

'The one with the smiley face on it' she said
 
#10
AF1771 said:
Charlotte_Roberts said:
Yes cheap nasty bog roll is horrid, especially the 'happy shopper' crap, leaves a nice raw stinging sensation around your ringer.

Charmaine is where it's at. Comfort that's well priced.
and I thought you liked that sensation ;)
I do... but not from tacky bog roll
 
#11
Always carry a half roll of 3-ply and travel pack of baby wipes. Saves time, ringpiece and sanity.
 
#12
It's better than getting caught short with none, that's where socks come in handy, or a squirrel.
 
#14
We wouldn't need bog roll if we squated like we're designed to do.
 
#16
Bog roll talk about posh,
whats up with the mark one finger, totally water proof, stain free, portable, easily cleaned and will never run out.
 
#18
you use moss because by the time your finished having a S#*t its grown on your legs
 
#19
TTO you been peeping under the door again.

If I knew who you were I would give you to MDN as his personal hoop cleaner.

Must be some frustrated failed techie.

Get a real job.
 
#20
I agree. You thinks it tough on the old botty. Well try getting rid of post-coital dew drops with the hard stuff.
 

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