CHC-HMCG pilot in trouble over a slab of beef

Discussion in 'Aviation' started by Raven2008, Apr 21, 2012.

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  1. Don't know where you herd this. Sounds like a lot of bull.
  2. Booooooooooooooooooo!
  3. He sound a bit of a cowboy, unless that's bullshit I smell. If it's true he'll be in for a tanning. Never mind, he'll get leathered afterwards.
  4. Now if it had been a slab of beer...
  5. What on earth is a 'non-revenue flight'?

    Sounds like he was just practicing landing on Orkney... and taking on a package.

    Next time it could be life saving meds or similar.
  6. It's udderly ridiculous. Probably something to do with meating targets.
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  7. Some silly cow in HR over-reacting as usual.
  8. I think rather someone in Customs has beef with the pilot...

    (If you can't beat 'em)
  9. These jokes are awful, and yet I'm laughing... I feel dirty.
  10. Did someone grass on him for not calling at the chippy?
  11. Will he get hoofed out?
  12. Maybe he will try to claim mental incapacity due to bovine spongiform encephalitis, but I suspect he'll get moo ved on to new pastures.
  13. He'll bo vine.
  14. Was his name stew? I heard he was a bit of a mincer.