Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Boris3098, Oct 6, 2012.

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  1. The thing that scares me is that they seem to pup their KFC grease and fake tan covered girlfriends at about 15.

    Most young working people of my generation seem to wait till about 30-ish now to start breeding and have less kids, that means the untermensch are spawning at twice the rate of us normals.
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  2. Do they have pies in Worcester?
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  3. Not any more.
  4. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    not like the money comes out of their pockets, is it?
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  5. The headline should read "Two generations of untermench senselessly spared in unfortunate crash near miss".

    Worthless shitcunts.
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  6. “I hurt every part of my body apart from my stomach where my baby is. We all breathed a big sigh of relief.”

    I think you'll find it's in your uterus you school-dodging fuckwit. Unless you've eaten it. Which, judging by your jowls, is a real possibility.
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  7. They will take over, more and more police no-go area's...
  8. What was the fat cows Nan doing up a lamp post?
  9. How did they know the car was speeding? Why swerve because the headlights were on full beam? Sounds to me like a stack of lies.

    Why the fuck is this in a newspaper?
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  10. Makes more sense than her unborn baby being in her stomach.
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  11. Maybe KFC was closed.
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  12. A couple of years back in a similar incident in Bradford, a car full left the road and crashed into a chip shop. 'Tragically' (sic) they hit the propane tanks outside. Cue 4 crispy critters. Darwin had it right.
  13. I blame baseball caps. before them we could see the lobotomy scar and knew they were "special".
  14. You're right, the little cunt was the one doing the speeding, and he lost control because he's a weed smoking crack head.

    How do I know this? Just look at him. He makes Lee Nelson look like Boris Johnson!
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