CHAVS

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by The_Remover, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
    A. Society.


    Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
    A. Bus shelter.


    Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
    A. Granny.


    Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
    A. Innit.


    Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
    A. Sorted.


    Q. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
    A. "Will the defendant please rise"


    Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
    A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so
    ever.


    Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
    A. The bride.


    Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
    A. It might be your bike.


    Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
    A. What you looking at.


    Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
    A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a
    Flight of stairs


    Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
    A. The policeman!


    Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
    A. Paint 3 stripes on it.


    Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
    A. A start.


    Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
    A. Because a nova has 4 seats.

    Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
    A. A liar.


    Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
    A. Bigmac please.
     
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  3. Q. How do you know when a chav bird is having an orgasm.
    A. When she drops her kebab.
     
  4. whats one chav on the moon?

    A problem.

    Whats two chavs on the moon?

    A problem.

    Whats all the chavs in the world on the moon?

    Problem solved lol