Today I witnessed a sad sight on the roads. My heart was filled with dread at the traffic lights as a group of young chavs pulled up in.....wait for it......a convetible ford escort with silver glitter as the body paint, pumping out some distorted rap sh!t, with an engine that my lawn mower could give a run for its money. Now I found myself reflecting....the whole scummy chav culture, why do the bastards love to live it? Also the whole chav fashion....why? Do you suddenly wake up one day and decide..."I will wear the scummiest clothing i can find in primark, and top it off with a Nike baseball cap"....the stupid cnuts must know everyone hates them, but why continue to dress up as they do? It's certainly the last thing I would want to look like!!!! Why must they shout nonsensical abuse (wotchalookingatyafookingcunt!) at people they don't know? Why do they insist on speaking with some mock Jamaican patois that makes them sound like a bad extra from an Ali-G film? I despair of the state of the UK!