Chavistan

#1
Just taken the kids cycling through northern Beeston, Leeds.

Afro-Caribbeans out having a BBQ after spending most of the day in Church.
Irish whites talking about going down the pub
Smacked out 'muslims' complaining another muslim drinking all their beer.
Yorkshire lads in their sunday best (10 year old England shorts)
Young Yorkshire lass walking her young kids (she practically begged me to screw her !!!! WTF)
Polish swigging canned beer on an evening stroll.

I guess some of what I've just said sounds racist but I don't think I've seen any post on here that tackles problems these people suffer. Which is alarming seeing as this place breed the 7/7 bombers. Interesting to see the muslim/UK integration in this area was a new pakistani mother talking to the Yorkshire lad in the old England shorts.

p.s. If anyone wants to poke that Yorks lass, seems a shirt with collar and two well behaved kids is the key.
 
#3
polar said:
Just taken the kids cycling through northern Beeston, Leeds.

Afro-Caribbeans out having a BBQ after spending most of the day in Church.
Irish whites talking about going down the pub
Smacked out 'muslims' complaining another muslim drinking all their beer.
Yorkshire lads in their sunday best (10 year old England shorts)
Young Yorkshire lass walking her young kids (she practically begged me to screw her !!!! WTF)
Polish swigging canned beer on an evening stroll.

I guess some of what I've just said sounds racist but I don't think I've seen any post on here that tackles problems these people suffer. Which is alarming seeing as this place breed the 7/7 bombers. Interesting to see the muslim/UK integration in this area was a new pakistani mother talking to the Yorkshire lad in the old England shorts.

p.s. If anyone wants to poke that Yorks lass, seems a shirt with collar and two well behaved kids is the key.


Were you wearing a tie as well?
 
#5
polar said:
Afro-Caribbeans out having a BBQ after spending most of the day in Church.
B@stards! They come over here, help themselves to our charcoal and fill up all the Sunday Schools so native white kids can't get in. I mean, my brother's kids, Wellard and little Mateus-Rosé haven't seen the inside of a church since, well, ever. These non-native church-goers seem to forget that it's people like me and my brother who pay for these churches through our incapacity benefit.

polar said:
Irish whites
Send 'em back where they came from (and no I don't mean Liverpool).

polar said:
Smacked out 'muslims' complaining another muslim drinking all their beer.
Wouldn't you complain if somebody drank all your beer - especially if they were a muslim? The BNP's director of research, Big Vic McManus PhD, has proved that the rocketing price of beer in the UK is caused by increased demand due to uncontrolled asylum seeking from muslim countries like Poland.

polar said:
Yorkshire lads in their sunday best (10 year old England shorts)
Probably reminiscing about the last time England won anything.

polar said:
Young Yorkshire lass walking her young kids (she practically begged me to screw her !!!! WTF)
Probably needed a kid in your colour to match the new sofa the council just gave her.

polar said:
Polish swigging canned beer on an evening stroll.
B@STARD!!! Just because he's worked a 96 hour shift replumbing an entire housing estate doesn't entitle him to behave like a lager lout. It was probably him who nicked the muslims' beer!
 
#7
Last year I went to Beeston. Before the immigrants showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles.

Not really. I'm from Leeds and Beeston has always been a shithole. It's where the council puts all the scum.
 
#10
I dont get the point of the post. Is is a celebration of the inherant tolerance of the majority of the English, or trying to start a pointless anti immigration rant? I hope its the former. If I wanted the latter i'd just buy a copy of the daily hate.
 
#13
Saw a funny thing yesterday in Pompey. :1:

A siesta (collective noun) of female Spanish students were draped over the steps just outside the pub showing off their suntans (and next week's washing). And there's 2 UK knobbers come up with either short longers or long shorts showing off their legs which couldn't have been whiter if the Dulux dog had been licking them for an hour. They then proceed to take off their tee shirts to show off less hair than I have on the palm of my hand and even whiter than their legs! :D

They decide to try their luck with the senoritas. "How's it going gorgeous?" says the one with slightly more gonads than the other.

"Fuk off w*nker" was the reply from one Spanish princess. Priceless! :worship:
 
#15
Old_Gregg said:
I dont get the point of the post. Is is a celebration of the inherant tolerance of the majority of the English, or trying to start a pointless anti immigration rant? I hope its the former. If I wanted the latter i'd just buy a copy of the daily hate.
Neither and you've jumped straight onto race bandwagon. North Beeston has a very diverse population yet still managed to produce a number of extremists. The perceived solution was better intergration between races but the real problem was poverty and the area being the councils dumping ground.
I regard the area as a no go zone (for my kids), I guess you can say I'm being classist.
 
#16
ugly said:
Sorry I thought it was Beeston near Nottingham, still not too far from the truth there either!
Ah, Beeston, Nottingham. A higher class of chavness. Spent an enjoyable 2 years posted to the TA Centre there when a PSI with the UOTC. Full of similar people to those listed by Polar (less the Yorkshire lads and lasses obviously), but with the dangerous addition of a particularly nasty section of society -Students!
 
#17
The squirrel and the grasshopper

REST OF THE WORLD VERSION:

The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

THE END


THE BRITISH VERSION:

The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed.

A social worker finds the shivering grasshopper, calls a press conference and demands to know why the squirrel should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less fortunate, like the grasshopper, are cold and starving. The BBC shows up to provide live coverage of the shivering grasshopper; with cuts to a video of the squirrel in his comfortable warm home with a table laden with food.

The British press inform people that they should be ashamed that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so while others have plenty. The Labour Party, Greenpeace, Animal Rights and The Grasshopper Council of GB demonstrate in front of the squirrel's house. The BBC, interrupting a cultural festival special from Notting Hill with breaking news, broadcasts a multi cultural choir singing "We Shall Overcome". Ken Livingstone rants in an interview with Trevor McDonald that the squirrel has gotten rich off the backs of grasshoppers, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the squirrel to make him pay his "fair share" and increases the charge for squirrels to enter inner London .

In response to pressure from the media, the Government drafts the Economic Equity and Grasshopper Anti Discrimination Act, retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The squirrel's taxes are reassessed. He is taken to court and fined for failing to hire grasshoppers as builders for the work he was doing on his home and an additional fine for contempt when he told the court the grasshopper did not want to work.

The grasshopper is provided with a council house, financial aid to furnish it and an account with a local taxi firm to ensure he can be socially mobile. The squirrels food is seized and re distributed to the more needy members of society, in this case the grasshopper.

Without enough money to buy more food, to pay the fine and his newly imposed retroactive taxes, the squirrel has to downsize and start building a new home. The local authority takes over his old home and utilises it as a temporary home for asylum seeking cats who had hijacked a plane to get to Britain as they had to share their country of origin with mice. On arrival the tried to blow up the airport because of Britain's apparent love of dogs. The cats had been arrested for the international offence of hijacking and attempt bombing but were immediately released because the police fed them pilchards instead of salmon whilst in custody. Initial moves to then return them to their own country were abandoned because it was feared they would face death by the mice. The cats devise and start a scam to obtain money from peoples credit cards.

A Panorama special shows the grasshopper finishing up the last of the squirrel's food, though Spring is still months away, while the council house he is in, crumbles around him because he hasn't bothered to maintain the house. He is shown to be taking drugs.

Inadequate government funding is blamed for the grasshoppers drug illness'. The cats seek recompense in the British courts for their treatment since arrival in UK .

The grasshopper gets arrested for stabbing an old dog during a burglary to get money for his drugs habit. He is imprisoned but released immediately because he has been in custody for a few weeks. He is placed in the care of the probation service to monitor and supervise him. Within a few weeks he has killed a guinea pig in a botched robbery. A commission of enquiry, that will eventually cost GBP10,000,000 and state the obvious, is set up.

Additional money is put into funding a drug rehabilitation scheme for grasshoppers and legal aid for lawyers representing asylum seekers is increased. The asylum seeking cats are praised by the government for enriching Britain's multicultural diversity and dogs are criticised by the government for failing to befriend the cats. The grasshopper dies of a drug overdose. The usual sections of the press blame it on the obvious failure of government to address the root causes of despair arising from social inequity and his traumatic experience of prison. They call for the resignation of a minister.

The cats are paid a million pounds each because their rights were infringed when the government failed to inform them there were mice in the United Kingdom .

The squirrel, the dogs and the victims of the hijacking, the bombing, the burglaries and robberies have to pay an additional percentage on their credit cards to cover losses, their taxes are increased to pay for law and order and they are told that they will have to work beyond 65 because of a shortfall in government funds.
 
#18
ugly said:
Sorry I thought it was Beeston near Nottingham, still not too far from the truth there either!
Aaah Beeston. Full of pikey chavs and my mother in law still lives there. Burn the witch.

Scotslass, are you still looking for cock? Scutter.
 

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#19
Oh_Bollox said:
Afro-Caribbeans out having a BBQ after spending most of the day in Church.
Eh? What's so bad about having a barbie?
I'll tell you what's wrong with having a barbie, you filthy degenerate - they are small, malformed and the worst possible solution to one's urgent need to procreate. There are much better inflatable ones in all good stores.
 

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#20
MADE_IN_BRITAIN said:
Last year I went to Beeston. Before the immigrants showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles.

Not really. I'm from Leeds and Beeston has always been a shithole. It's where the council puts all the scum.
I thought that was Miggy!
We had a lad from Middleton on my first tour of West Belfast in 1983. He thought the Ballymurphy looked quite nic e compared to home!
 

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