Chav Towns

#1
I spotted this link in the Daily Telegraph. Following on from the success of the Chav Scum site, we can now nominate Chav Towns.

There are some top quotes to be had, I was particularly taken by this one about Chickenly (where ever that is).

'Chickenly is as bad as it gets. The minute you drive in, there are gangs of 5-year-olds, playing football in the middle of the road, pissing on the street and giving you dirty looks, each with over 20 siblings, and the customary 'gobby' council estate Chav Mum, too lazy to work, so claims off the council while she stays at home breeding.'



Chav Towns :twisted:
 
#6
Swindon. Definitely a haven for chav and chavettes.

I think Swine Town used to be the single mum capitol of the UK not so long ago.

Doris's around Swindon act like they are owed it all and are very aloof yet they can't help spreading their legs and breeding like bunnies. 13 yr old pram pushers abound.

Not bitter or anything but after a couple of consecutive bunny boilers I feel qualified to speak out.

Nuke Swindon!
 
#10
Gloucester takes a bit of a beating! Which is unfortunate as i have just moved there. Though one of the comments raised a laugh "Its a good excuse for legalised carpet bombing" - i didn't like to point out that its because of the carpet bombing that it looks so bad!!!!!

OS
 
#11
Swansea is full of Chavs , its easy to get your leg over in Barons on production of an MOD 90 .The place is full of single mums and single grand mums who love a bit of squaddie loving . I am there tomorrow night as a warm up night for thr ARRSE gathering in Salisbury .
 
#12
recce-cpl said:
Swansea is full of Chavs , its easy to get your leg over in Barons on production of an MOD 90 .The place is full of single mums and single grand mums who love a bit of squaddie loving . I am there tomorrow night as a warm up night for thr ARRSE gathering in Salisbury .
No sheep in Swansea then? Must be tough for you.
 
#13
Biscuits_AB said:
Chavs, Pikeys and Students. F*ck me, you've got it rough.
Don't get me started on TGB's... I nearly called them that during a job interveiw, just caught myself in time. Thought I'd screwed it up right proper, Until the interveiwer called them "Pikey *****"...
 
#14
On my first arrival to England as a bright eyed Canadian fellow from the far regions of the Pacific North West I was confused with the atire and attitude brought about by these bands of raving teens, dressed in track pants (via socks tucked in), golf shirt and as add on's a fancy little thing known as a Burbary hat. I asked this passer by what are these strange creatures that drink cans of Stella and Carlsberg as they walk. The children pushing back strollers with babies inside as they sucked away at smokes drapped in the finest gold plated jewlery money could scrouge up.
It seemed as I would walk these streets observing them in there habitat it is not so much where I was but there "life stlye" for there where a thousand Portsmouth's across the land. But having travelled England now from north to south I can gladly say with pride that my first destination in England has the greatest Chav's.

Cheers 2CB
 
#16
Vegetius said:
The Isle of Sheppey, AKA "Fraggle Rock." The vilest hive of Hogarthian scum on God's earth.
Hotly pursued by the glittering jewel of Northern Chavdom... Wythenshawe. Although, I suppose everywhere is as bad as everywhere else. There simply is no escape. :(
 
#17
North cumbria ia a chav breeding ground. If you have your first child when your 18, you are deemed to have missed out on a good 2 years of benifits!!!

Chav tw*ts!

OS
 
#18
Uxbridge, they hang about in the town centre 24/7. Bunking off school, smoking, drinking and causing trouble full stop. Burn the b*stards!!
 
#19
Basildon in Essex, full of 13 year old mothers and vicious teenage thugs clad in cheap sportswear I'm sad to say.
Also home to 'Baz-Vegas' (Highly appropriate Nickname for a sprawling collection of Nightclubs and Bars just outside the town centre)

Although, bearing in mind the sheer geographical spread of the locations suggested in this thread, I'm starting to suspect the UK is doomed.
 
#20
Can anyone suggest the least Chavest town in Britain? There must be somewhere I can live when I finally retire or is my only hope to emigrate!
 
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