Got off a train last night in the middle of the rush hour, people all squashed and shuffling towards the exit when a group of kids came the other way, against the slow moving body of people I was in. The kids (aged 16 ish) stopped as there was clearly no way through, apart from one little chav, or rather more of a rude bwoy, kiss me teeth, you get me, know what I mean, safe, chah type, decided to barge his way through, knocking a few people off balance and pushing forward....coming towards me. He knocked past me and before I knew it I turned and tw@tted him round his earhole with my rolled up newspaper...as the crowd stood there open mouthed, he came at me, gave me a shove, shouting and asking why I did it... "Coz you've got no fcuking manners!" There was a brief stand off as he gesticulated and gave it all the act, I knew I couldn't smack him one and was telling him to do one and grow up and then this huge black security bloke turned up and grabbed the kid who started giving it "Yo blood, what ya doing...." I thought my work was done and turned and left...to many strange stares from the other passengers and surprisingly a bit more room around me as we trudged towards the exit. It felt good.