chav moped domino toppling

#1
last week working with a mate at heathrow termimal 2 i had the fortune to stumble into an opportunity just too good to pass up... and i think it could become a new national sport.

now , there's a big old roundabout outside heathrow , with about 11 sets of lights and a garage in the middle , i got to know it intimately because the lad i travelled up with is .. how can i put this "geographically challenged" so by the 5th time going round it i was looking around for some entertainment ... you know the drills , short skirts in passing cars etc etc ...
then as i was trying to scope the bird in the next cars knickers i became aware of a noise , it sounded like some angry bees in a dustbin and realised right on her rear bumper were 3 chavs , on their f*cking ridiculous hairdryer mopeds , sitting on her rear bumper at the lights generally acting the c*nt and annoying everyone , well this went on for three sets of lights lots of horn bibbing and "revving" if you can call it that of engines , producing the biggest cloud of 2 stroke smoke since the arkansas chain saw festival of 1987.
at the third set of lights everything slipped into place for one of the most satisfying things i have ever done... by this time the car had moved forward a bit so the "three amigos" were right by our van still acting up and laughing to each other when suddenly i knew what had to be done.
i gently eased my van door open and without leaving the vehicle kicked the nearest one to me as hard as i could in the shoulder this had the desired effect of sending him off balance into his 2 stupid mates , who being hard had put their stands up and had their feet on the handlebars so over they all went in a f*cking heap :D .... and with perfect timing the lights went green and i had the lovely view of them all trying to pick themselves up whilst being sworn at by a lorry full of builders behind them
my view after that was distorted by tears of laughter and pride .
has this got the potential to become a new blood sport , could we see packs of cars hunting these little retards down like the vermin they are ??

your thoughts please.
 
#2
I love it!
Patent it, make some cards and sell it as "Good clean fun for the whole family".
Double points for chavs with helmets balanced on the top/back of their heads.
Triple if any of them ends up in A and E.
It definitely has potential.
 
#5
As long as you only limit it to chavs on their scooters, and not real bikes, then I'm in
 
#7
You sir are a legend in your own lunch time, if by chance you happen to do this again please inform us of the results
 
#8
another good one is to turn the washer jet nozzles on your car over to the left with a pin ... then casually hose down any punks on the sidewalk ...

shortfuse .... keeping the city streets clean.
 

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#9
A beaut of an idea, well performed on a bunch who thoroughly deserved it.
Shortfuse, I salute you.

Although I must admit to a certain amount of jealousy as this gem hadn't occurred to me...
 
#10
Outstanding!!!

Next time take some video footage!!

There are a few I can think of who'd pay to see that :D :D
 
#12
idlestab said:
fan-tastic.

However you might not have the last laugh given all the cctv & stuff round there . . . .
we passed 2 coppers in a panda car who were cracking up and gave us a big cheesy thumbs up ... probably wished they had thought of it. :D
 
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