Sorry if these have been done before. Q: What do you call a Chav in a box? A: Innit. Q: What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? A: Sorted. Q: What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? A: Safe. Q: What do you call an Eskimo Chav? A: Innuinnit. Q: Why are Chavs like slinkies? A: They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. Q: What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? A: The bride. Q: You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? A: It might be your bike. Q: What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? A: One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. Q: What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? A: What you lookin' at?" Q: How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? A: Paint three stripes on it. Q: Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? A: The police. Q: What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSEs? A: A liar. Q: What do you say to a Chav with a job? A: Can I have a Big Mac Please? Q: What do you say to a Chav in a suit? A: Will the defendant please stand. Q: Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A: A Nova seats 4.