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Chav holiday

Wayne and Shane were talking one afternoon and Wayne says, "Yer know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a holiday mate. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different! The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago, you said to go to Benidorm. I went to Benidorm and Tracey got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to Magaluf and Trace got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Falaraki and bugger me if Trace didn't get pregnant again."

Shane says, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Wayne says, "This year I'm taking Tracey wiv me."

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