CHAV GETS SMASHED!!

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by chadasyourdad, Oct 10, 2009.

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  1. daywalker

    daywalker LE Reviewer

    yawn yawn. Use the search button.
     
  2. AGAIN??????
     
  3. Oh, for fcuk's sake... :roll:
     
  4. I'll have December 01 if someone's running a sweepstake.
     

  5. This one?


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  6. Bagging Nov 29th
     
  7. daywalker

    daywalker LE Reviewer

    Dec 21 for me.
     
  8. This one.

    He only got raped once
    But strangely
    Liked it.
    He always walked home that way now
    To get raped a bit more

    But by then it wasn’t rape
    He pulled his pants up
    On the way to the office
    A big smile
    On his dial

    Over breakfast
    He eagerly moved along
    The chair
    Anticipating
    The cock up his arse

    On his son’s fourteenth birthday
    The doctor called
    “Mate, you’ve got AIDS”

    This was the 80’s,
    The daughter found the body.
     
  9. I found this article about the disgraceful way that Starbucks...............................................
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  10. Wordsworth is born again.
     
  11. I'm never drinking in Wetherspoons again because a squaddy so p1ssed one of his eyes vomitted got refused entry and..................
     
  12. and I was attending a conference somewhere and a little girl told a soldier to wear red on friday or something.
     
  13. Did all the soldiers hug her before the fireworks went off?