CHAV GETS SMASHED!!

#3
AGAIN??????
 
#6
jarrod248 said:
oh soon it'll be Christmas I know someone will post it soon.

This one?


 
#7
Bagging Nov 29th
 
#10
jarrod248 said:
hairyarse2 said:
jarrod248 said:
oh soon it'll be Christmas I know someone will post it soon.

This one?


No that vile vomit inducing poem
This one.

He only got raped once
But strangely
Liked it.
He always walked home that way now
To get raped a bit more

But by then it wasn’t rape
He pulled his pants up
On the way to the office
A big smile
On his dial

Over breakfast
He eagerly moved along
The chair
Anticipating
The cock up his arse

On his son’s fourteenth birthday
The doctor called
“Mate, you’ve got AIDS”

This was the 80’s,
The daughter found the body.
 
#11
I found this article about the disgraceful way that Starbucks...............................................
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#13
the_guru said:
I found this article about the disgraceful way that Starbucks...............................................
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I'm never drinking in Wetherspoons again because a squaddy so p1ssed one of his eyes vomitted got refused entry and..................
 
#15
CQMS said:
and I was attending a conference somewhere and a little girl told a soldier to wear red on friday or something.
Did all the soldiers hug her before the fireworks went off?
 
#16
Closet_Jibber said:
CQMS said:
and I was attending a conference somewhere and a little girl told a soldier to wear red on friday or something.
Did all the soldiers hug her before the fireworks went off?
Hug, I suppose you could call it that, they were all thrown out of Starbucks though.
 
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