Chav Gags

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  1. Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
    A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

    Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
    A. Society.

    Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
    A. A bus shelter.

    Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
    A. Granny.

    Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
    A. Innit.

    Q. What do you call a chav in a locked box?
    A. Safe, innit.

    Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
    A. Sorted.

    Q. What do you call a chav in a suit
    A. The defendant.

    Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
    A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason
    whatsoever.

    Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
    A. The bride.

    Q. If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
    A. It might be your bike.

    Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
    A. What you looking at?

    Q. Why are chavs like slinkeys?
    A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a
    flight of stairs

    Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
    A. A Police Officer

    Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
    A. Paint 3 stripes on it.

    Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
    A. A start.

    Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
    A. Up the arse.

    Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Vauxhall Nova a shame?
    A. Because a Nova has 4 seats.

    Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSEs?
    A. A liar.

    Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
    A. Bigmac please.

    Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
    A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.
     
  2. Chav Gags?! Iwas thinking of something more along the lines of this:

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  3. Have a look at this. My daughter would be called Whitney Charity Fabulous.