Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? A. Society. Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex? A. A bus shelter. Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl? A. Granny. Q. What do you call a chav in a box? A. Innit. Q. What do you call a chav in a locked box? A. Safe, innit. Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? A. Sorted. Q. What do you call a chav in a suit A. The defendant. Q. Why did the chav cross the road? A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever. Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit? A. The bride. Q. If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him? A. It might be your bike. Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night? A. What you looking at? Q. Why are chavs like slinkeys? A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving? A. A Police Officer Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox? A. Paint 3 stripes on it. Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river? A. A start. Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out? A. Up the arse. Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Vauxhall Nova a shame? A. Because a Nova has 4 seats. Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSEs? A. A liar. Q. What do you say to a chav with a job? A. Bigmac please. Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl? A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.