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Chav Contraception

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by radiorental, Feb 19, 2011.

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  1. What do chavs use as protection during sex?

    A bus shelter.
     
  2. overopensights

    overopensights LE Book Reviewer

    Bloody Hell! I once had it away in a bus shelter on a small arms course at Hythe! I must be a chav! When am I time expired for the crime! is thirty years okay?
     
  3. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    FFS it took you 30 years just to get a shag!!