Chat up lines

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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    Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your underwear.

    If I could re-arrange the alphabet. I’d put U and I together.

    I MAY not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock.

    YOU must be from the Caribbean because Jamaican me crazy.

    YOU may not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only a light switch away.