Chat up lines; Whats the best?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by MrHappy, May 15, 2009.

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  1. OK, so I thought that with the wealth of apparent pulling experience there seems to be in the NAAFI Bar that some of you might have some pretty decent chat up lines.......and some pretty sh*t ones! I'll give a few to start it off:

    If you were a burger, you'd be the McTasty. Too cheesy? Then order it plain baby.

    Grab your coat luv, you've pulled.

    Nice legs, what time do they open?

    By looking at my watch I can tell what colour underwear you have on. Your not wearing any!! Oh, sorry, it's 10 minutes fast.

    I've tried all of the above and more and surprisingly have a low success rate. I need some new material!

    Thanks in advance,

    Mr H
  2. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    "You have spanner eyes"
    "Every time you look at me my nuts tighten"

    "I know you've lost your virginity but can I have the box it came in"
  3. OK I'll open with act first talk later (no words) it's served me well in the past. :)
  4. "SURPRISE" followed by a good hook to the diaphragm.
  5. Get into the van and you wont get hurt............................
  6. "wanna go halfers on a bbarstardd??"

    I gave that line to a mate to use at a disco in the 80's. He had his eyes on some burd and didn't know what to say.

    "It works for me every time mate I told him"...

    It worked too.

    Never did forgive my cousin for falling for it and marrying him.
  7. The best way to get over a woman is to get under another...whats YOUR name babe?

    Can't guarantee it wont get you a swift left hook, but hey what the hell, no pain no gain eh :lol:
  9. More of these for sure, they are genius. :twisted:
  10. how bout we go back to mine and do all the things im gonna tell my mates we did anyway.

    does this hanky smell of chloriform
  11. Done before, a zillion times
  12. 1. "take your clothes off and bend over naughty girl"

    2. punch in face and drag her back to the cave (cauncil flat)

    3. "say hallo to my little friend" if she looks happy pull cock out if she's pissed pull out SA 80 A2

    4. "i'm a wigger, wear tack suit bottoms all the time, deal drugs, stink, live in a peice of shit cauncil flat and will smack you about" this is guaranteed to work on any cauncil bird.
  13. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Do you get many takers with that one?
  14. You fucking illiterate mong cunt. I fucking hate civvies.
  15. He gives illiterate mong cnut civvies a bad name.