Chat Room Robot

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by RCSignals, Nov 17, 2005.

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  1. That's pretty cool. I asked her about all sorts of crazy sh*t but she twisted my words the crazy bit*h. She wouldn't take off her underwear either. :-(
     
  2. Every time it said something odd I said boll*cks to that, but it just didnt get what I meant. :cry:
     
  3. That's simple... she did not get the boll*cks bit as the AI was done by a septic. 98% of septic's do not understand the word boll*cks.

    Must be bollox!
     
  4. That is pretty clever really!

    OS
     
  5. About as convincingly a real person as a turd on a string.

    Interesting though.
     
  6. ...she is a learning program though...she does remember things you say weeks later...

    Freaky...just like talking to the wife...only less dull.
     
  7. See, just like the wife.....


    Human: I bet you’ve got lovely tits Alice
    ALICE: I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.

    Human: oh I don’t know....I bet you love dirty talk?
    ALICE: Hmm. Me too.

    Human: how about we talk rumpypumpy?
    ALICE: I would like to do that too.

    Human: how about bum holes?
    ALICE: How about it.

    Human: lick my bum hole you dirty slag
    ALICE: I do not have a tongue.

    Human: use your finger then sweety
    ALICE: I prefer not to use dangerous things.........
     
  8. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    You must have a peaceful home !
     
  9. Our lovely chat room has could have alicebot,if Bad_co would use it.
    Well, support site says so, anyway.
     
  10. We already have one bombard...

    Flowers is pretty much a robot...

    Tricam.
     
  11. Did anyone else try speaking to it in another language? Just asked it a question or two in German and got answers in German, how interesting.
     
  12. Its interesting in that it remembers parts of your conversation as well, and can repeat what you said to it, and was asking to claify some sayings I used.

    Interesting. Now, What I'd Like, it for it to be linked to a websearch, so you can go to a website, ask for some information and get the links you need and more.
     
  13. ALICE: That's cool. Becuase you asked me to.
    Human: You spelt Because wrong Ha ha ha ha
    ALICE: How do you spell it?
    Human: it
    ALICE: Hummm...

    I was amused at this...