Chat (again!)

Discussion in 'ARRSE: Site Issues' started by Joe_Private, Nov 23, 2011.

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  1. When I went into chat tonight, none of the features worked, with the exception of being able to post. This was using Google Chrome & Win7. On the same machine, using IE9 & Win7 seconds later and no problems.
  2. That's because no **** wants to talk to you.

    You boring ****.
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  3. Problem no longer appears to be there.
  4. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    You're not boring any more?

  5. That's probably a long shot. I'm definitely still a ****.
  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Hi. Perhaps I can help? Chat is a feature of the software used to drive your ARRSE experience. Some years ago, following a difficult upgrade, one of us discovered that we could just ******* spazz it at will. Then, ten minutes later, press a button and make it run like a Rolls Royce engine.

    We have been doing it ever since. And giggling. Should you find that your Chat experience does not live up to your expectations, please PM one of my Moderators who will be only too happy to help you.
  7. I love these Dear Auntie ARRSE threads.
    Always a warm friendly welcome and plenty of good old-fashioned helpful advice. An oasis ina wilderness of cynicism.
    If I get a problem I'm definitely going to "ask Auntie ARRSE".