Charlotte Green and the shipping forecast

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rodney2q, Sep 6, 2012.

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  1. I spotted this in an email today and knowing what sort of perverts lurk within the army and arrse I began to wonder...

    "Charlotte Green and Jeremy Hardy were
    swapping anecdotes in the green room
    during a recording of The News Quiz.
    He asked her what her maddest fan
    letter has been and she says that she's
    had more than one letter from retired
    major types from the Home Counties,
    asking her to slow down a bit when
    she's reading the shipping forecast,
    so they can finish..."

    So, who's thrapping off to Charlotte Green reading the shipping forecast then?


  2. Wonder if she ever frequents Dogger Bank?