Charlotte Green and the shipping forecast

I spotted this in an email today and knowing what sort of perverts lurk within the army and arrse I began to wonder...

"Charlotte Green and Jeremy Hardy were
swapping anecdotes in the green room
during a recording of The News Quiz.
He asked her what her maddest fan
letter has been and she says that she's
had more than one letter from retired
major types from the Home Counties,
asking her to slow down a bit when
she's reading the shipping forecast,
so they can finish..."

So, who's thrapping off to Charlotte Green reading the shipping forecast then?


Wonder if she ever frequents Dogger Bank?

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