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Charlotte Church up the duff

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Marc_St_Hilaire, Mar 1, 2007.

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  1. Marc_St_Hilaire

    Marc_St_Hilaire War Hero

    Latest on BBC website. Charlotte Church is pregnant. Oh dear! That's my hopes dashed then.
     
    Marc_St_Hilaire, Mar 1, 2007
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  2. sniper_bob

    sniper_bob LE

    Nah, she's just fat.
     
    sniper_bob, Mar 1, 2007
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  3. no1cares

    no1cares War Hero

    So fcuking what if shes pregnant
     
    no1cares, Mar 1, 2007
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  4. CHARLIE224

    CHARLIE224 Old-Salt

    you still would. Until she got really big then its up the bum fun for the fat cow.
     
    CHARLIE224, Mar 1, 2007
    #4
  5. Hat20

    Hat20 LE

    And its colour will be??
     
    Hat20, Mar 1, 2007
    #5
  6. no1cares

    no1cares War Hero

    She loves it up the bum.
     
    no1cares, Mar 1, 2007
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  7. Bravo2nothing

    Bravo2nothing LE

    I'd stick me christmas tree up there.
     
    Bravo2nothing, Mar 1, 2007
    #7
  8. sniper_bob

    sniper_bob LE

    sniper_bob, Mar 1, 2007
    #8
  9. no1cares

    no1cares War Hero

    You mean the one out of a rifle cleaning kit?
     
    no1cares, Mar 1, 2007
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  10. rebel_with_a_cause

    rebel_with_a_cause LE

    Orange!
     
    rebel_with_a_cause, Mar 1, 2007
    #10
  11. Bravo2nothing

    Bravo2nothing LE

    That's the ticket. I like a clean chamber.
     
    Bravo2nothing, Mar 1, 2007
    #11
  12. no1cares

    no1cares War Hero

    I think her gas plug needs polishing though.
     
    no1cares, Mar 1, 2007
    #12
  13. Litotes

    Litotes LE

    I wonder if the smoking and boozing will stop....?

    Litotes
     
    Litotes, Mar 1, 2007
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  14. Bravo2nothing

    Bravo2nothing LE

    It's all gooed up but I'd put a nice shamfer on that.
     
    Bravo2nothing, Mar 1, 2007
    #14
  16. DontMentionTheWar

    DontMentionTheWar War Hero

    Congratulations to both her and her spiky-haired beau.

    Bloody hell, 21.
     
    DontMentionTheWar, Mar 1, 2007
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