Charlotte Church up the duff

[Marc_St_Hilaire]

Latest on BBC website. Charlotte Church is pregnant. Oh dear! That's my hopes dashed then.

 

[sniper_bob]

Nah, she's just fat.

 

[no1cares]

So fcuking what if shes pregnant

 

[CHARLIE224]

you still would. Until she got really big then its up the bum fun for the fat cow.

 

[Hat20]

And its colour will be??

 

[no1cares]

She loves it up the bum.

 

[Bravo2nothing]

I'd stick me christmas tree up there.

 

[sniper_bob]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6409341.stm

The pair were said to be "delighted" at the news... I don't think Gavin looks too chuffed, devastated maybe.

 

[no1cares]

I'd stick me christmas tree up there.

You mean the one out of a rifle cleaning kit?

 

[rebel_with_a_cause]

And its colour will be??

Orange!

 

[Bravo2nothing]

I'd stick me christmas tree up there.

You mean the one out of a rifle cleaning kit?

That's the ticket. I like a clean chamber.

 

[no1cares]

I'd stick me christmas tree up there.

You mean the one out of a rifle cleaning kit?

That's the ticket. I like a clean chamber.

I think her gas plug needs polishing though.

 

[Litotes]

I wonder if the smoking and boozing will stop....?

Litotes

 

[Bravo2nothing]

I'd stick me christmas tree up there.

You mean the one out of a rifle cleaning kit?

That's the ticket. I like a clean chamber.

I think her gas plug needs polishing though.

It's all gooed up but I'd put a nice shamfer on that.

 

[DontMentionTheWar]

Congratulations to both her and her spiky-haired beau.

Bloody hell, 21.

 

[RHODESIAN]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6409341.stm

The pair were said to be "delighted" at the news... I don't think Gavin looks too chuffed, devastated maybe.

I agree with you,he looks well cheesed off

 

[crabnomore]

He cant be the Daddy. He loves himself too much.

 

[sniper_bob]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6409341.stm

The pair were said to be "delighted" at the news... I don't think Gavin looks too chuffed, devastated maybe.

I agree with you,he looks well cheesed off

Death in the family Gavin or have you heard you've got to spend the rest of your life with an over-rated, overweight, shrieking chav bint and her soon-to-be shrieking shitling spoilt over-weight cash-gobbling chav kid?

 

[Wija]

I hope this means the end of her totally pointless talk show - what a load of ARRSE that is.... Get the Friday night project back on.....

 

[crabtastic]

He cant be the Daddy. He loves himself too much.

Rumour control in some parts has it that he loves the Wizard of Oz, Barbra Streisand, Disco and interior design too.

Of course, our Charl' could have gone shopping for a turkey baster recently.