Charlotte Church up the duff

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Marc_St_Hilaire, Mar 1, 2007.

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  1. Latest on BBC website. Charlotte Church is pregnant. Oh dear! That's my hopes dashed then.
     
  2. Nah, she's just fat.
     
  3. So fcuking what if shes pregnant
     
  4. you still would. Until she got really big then its up the bum fun for the fat cow.
     
  5. And its colour will be??
     
  6. She loves it up the bum.
     
  7. I'd stick me christmas tree up there.
     
  8. You mean the one out of a rifle cleaning kit?
     
  9. Orange!
     
  10. That's the ticket. I like a clean chamber.
     
  11. I think her gas plug needs polishing though.
     
  12. I wonder if the smoking and boozing will stop....?

    Litotes
     
  13. It's all gooed up but I'd put a nice shamfer on that.
     
  14. Congratulations to both her and her spiky-haired beau.

    Bloody hell, 21.