"I am locked up for 16 months in Wandsworth Jail. To commemorate this period in my life I am writing the following diary. O woe is me who believes this. Am I dumb or are you stupid? History shall be my judge."
Wow, is that really you, Charlie? I'm star-struck! Can I have an autograph? I feel it will fetch a fair penny in years to come when history judges you to be a unjustly incarcerated martyr who fought the system and won the admiration of a generation!
and to answer your conceited question; dumb, you ******* no mark.