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Charles Saatchi vs Nigella Lawson

#7
Get the rage bus started. Il check the cutlery drawer for some suitably blunt instruments to maim the Cnut with.

Anyone seen the picnic basket?

Sent via Heliograph from the Jebel Birkenhead
 
#11
Was he attacking her? There is a strong whiff of tabloid bollocks about this and the pictures could be anything from some playful gestures to him pointing out a bit of food stuck to her dial.
If that was an attack then he is as limp as a vicars handshake.

Caveat: Since this is the NAAFI he probably is a twat and yes Nigella would enjoy my full and undivided attention.
 
#13
My missus just looked at the story and threw up, made it to the bog I'm pleased to say.

Same kind of shit her ex used to do with her, verbally in public, as a rule, the throttling was a more private affair.
 
#14
One of the happiest days of my life was when his collection of art burned to a cinder. I don't blame the likes of Emin and Hirst; if there are rich idiots like that Iraqi immigrant prepared to buy anything 'the experts' tell them is art then fill yer boots.
 
#16
One of the happiest days of my life was when his collection of art burned to a cinder. I don't blame the likes of Emin and Hirst; if there are rich idiots like that Iraqi immigrant prepared to buy anything 'the experts' tell them is art then fill yer boots.
He's a Red Sea Pedestrian - he probably had 5 insurance policies covering the collection.
 
#20
She needs protecting from people like him and I think that I could be the one to do it. He probably doesn't appreciate the food that she cooks either (I do). Anyone got a van I can borrow, she may not understand, at first, the protection that I could offer (in the cellar of my house, with the chains,.....................) but she will eventually
 

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