Here's the deal, Arsse and the sillier members of the world come to their senses and vote Chef complete president of the world. My first acts are to abolish, starvation, drugs, and poverty. This immediately takes effect. What do I do with the now redundant Oxfam, Save the children, and the bono/geldorf consortium? Would I have to start a new charity for out of work charity workers? Would U2 have to start paying taxes?