I haven't cracked one out over Prime Minister's Question Time since Theresa May left![]()
You haven't had beans since then, then?
No. Theresa May's gone, and I haven't seen that chick at the allotments in a while. I'm not impressed with the selection at Castle Bingo either.
That man has his priorities right! Well done sir.PornHub is still up.
If only, I’m enduring Masterchef Australia 2019. I’d gladly endure a period of cave dwelling until this pile of utter shite is over.
Apparently a 12 minute power cut (or “outage” in cuntspeak) has left trains stranded all over the place and thousands of commuters unable to get home- great start to the weekend.
Is this once-great country and its infrastructure run by ******* idiots?
You have hens in your allotment? Don't they eat the veg? Never heard of Castle Bingo. Is that something like Lidl or Aldi or something?
No. Coal is.it's almost as if electricity isn't the answer to solving the transport problems in the UK
PornHub is still up.
Drink enough of Fosters cobbler and it'll be over quicker, or seem to be.
PS. There's all sort of conspiracy theories being posited about the cause of this "power cut". Judging by meteorological reports, it may have been "the weather"...
Nah, it has a rubbish search box ....er....um ...... so someone once told me....I think, no.....honestly....