Chaos ******* Everywhere (Poll)

[guzzijon]

Apparently a 12 minute power cut (or “outage” in cuntspeak) has left trains stranded all over the place and thousands of commuters unable to get home- great start to the weekend.
Is this once-great country and its infrastructure run by ******* idiots?

 

[scarbrough]

PornHub is still up.

 

[Richard Headicus]

I blame Brexit. Sorry didn't mean to swear.

 

[scarbrough]

I haven't cracked one out over Prime Minister's Question Time since Theresa May left

 

[Richard Headicus]

I haven't cracked one out over Prime Minister's Question Time since Theresa May left

You haven't had beans since then, then?

 

[scarbrough]

You haven't had beans since then, then?

No. Theresa May's gone, and I haven't seen that chick at the allotments in a while. I'm not impressed with the selection at Castle Bingo either.

 

[Richard Headicus]

No. Theresa May's gone, and I haven't seen that chick at the allotments in a while. I'm not impressed with the selection at Castle Bingo either.

You have hens in your allotment? Don't they eat the veg? Never heard of Castle Bingo. Is that something like Lidl or Aldi or something?

 

[Deleted 15400]

If only, I’m enduring Masterchef Australia 2019. I’d gladly endure a period of cave dwelling until this pile of utter shite is over.

 

[Ho2331]

PornHub is still up.

That man has his priorities right! Well done sir.

 

[Richard Headicus]

If only, I’m enduring Masterchef Australia 2019. I’d gladly endure a period of cave dwelling until this pile of utter shite is over.

Drink enough of Fosters cobbler and it'll be over quicker, or seem to be.

 

[StBob072]

Apparently a 12 minute power cut (or “outage” in cuntspeak) has left trains stranded all over the place and thousands of commuters unable to get home- great start to the weekend.
Is this once-great country and its infrastructure run by ******* idiots?

Is there an option for "I don't really know what happened but I suspect everything possible was done and those complaining need to pull their ******* pants up" ??

 

[scarbrough]

You have hens in your allotment? Don't they eat the veg? Never heard of Castle Bingo. Is that something like Lidl or Aldi or something?

Castle Bingo is like Lidl, but without the groceries, products and household items. Mature ladies go there for a good time, and maybe something more.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

it's almost as if electricity isn't the answer to solving the transport problems in the UK

 

[StBob072]

PS. There's all sort of conspiracy theories being posited about the cause of this "power cut". Judging by meteorological reports, it may have been "the weather"...

 

[Ho2331]

it's almost as if electricity isn't the answer to solving the transport problems in the UK

No. Coal is.

 

[SauceDoctor]

Have the BBC blamed racism/Israel/President Trump yet?

 

[exbleep]

PornHub is still up.

Nah, it has a rubbish search box ....er....um ...... so someone once told me....I think, no.....honestly....

 

[Charlie4]

Drink enough of Fosters cobbler and it'll be over quicker, or seem to be.

Is that a new peach flavoured beer they are doing?

 

[exbleep]

PS. There's all sort of conspiracy theories being posited about the cause of this "power cut". Judging by meteorological reports, it may have been "the weather"...

If you really want conspiracy theories, nip over to the other thread on this.

 

[scarbrough]

Nah, it has a rubbish search box ....er....um ...... so someone once told me....I think, no.....honestly....

The search box does what I need it to do. Maybe I can help. What is it you're looking for?