Channel Tunnel Closed.

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by carnage, Sep 11, 2008.

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  1. channel tunnel closed due to fire.

    Burn it
  2. Mr Happy

    Mr Happy LE Moderator

    "Channel Tunnel closed - Europe cut off"
  3. an island again, hooray
  4. Is this the best idea HMG can come up with to keep the Russians out?
  5. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    The fire started after a lorry overturned?!?!?!?!? WTF!
  6. Mr Happy

    Mr Happy LE Moderator

    which would imply that they're implementing schengen properly
  7. Oh good, seeing i came back yesterday through the tunnel. :) Now, where is my lighter????
  8. The number of fires in that tunnel, are we sure there aren't gypsies living in it?
  9. Is this the same frogs that allowed the camp at Sangatte(sp) and encouraged illegal immigrants to cross the Channel so they were no longer a frog problem?
  10. Should slow down the immigration influx
  11. Only thing is, the fire is not big enough to close it permanently.
    :cry: :cry: :cry:
  12. It was obviously started by fundamentalist walts who didn't intend to blow it up, just make a political statement... "honest your worship... the tanker full of Phenol was just to highlight our struggle against the immigration system"
  13. I blame the Large Hadron Collider; notice how CERN has gone very quiet!

    The black hole is now sneaking through the tunnel and we're doomed!

  14. Ah yes, the Westernmost province of Islam for sure. England is next.

    cut 'em off at the pass!