CHANNEL 5 DOCUMENTARY - CALLING ALL SHORT MEN...

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CALLING ALL SHORT MEN...

Do you feel people treat you differently because of your height?

Are you angered or frustrated by people’s reactions to you or are you a stronger person for it?

Do you feel you are a man with short stature with the drive and determination to succeed in life?

Have you ever considered leg lengthening surgery?

An award winning television company are making a sensitive and intelligent observational film for Channel 5’s flagship documentary series looking at what life can be like for short guys.

If this sounds like you or someone you know, we’d be really keen to hear from you, in the first instance for research purposes only. Please contact Helen direct on 020 7907 0870 or email helenc@bettytv.co.uk

Many thanks.
 
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I am 6'1 and would like to say that I feel short! I would like to have leg surgery to be 6'4 to rid myself of this inferiority complex my military service has left me with!

Yours

A short (ish) person
 
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Short People - Randy Newman

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here
 
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I am 6 foot 3, all the girls ask me 'is everything in proportion?' - I tell them 'my dear, if everything was in proportion I would be 12 foot 6'........

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