CHANNEL 5 DOCUMENTARY - CALLING ALL SHORT MEN...

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  1. CALLING ALL SHORT MEN...

    Do you feel people treat you differently because of your height?

    Are you angered or frustrated by people’s reactions to you or are you a stronger person for it?

    Do you feel you are a man with short stature with the drive and determination to succeed in life?

    Have you ever considered leg lengthening surgery?

    An award winning television company are making a sensitive and intelligent observational film for Channel 5’s flagship documentary series looking at what life can be like for short guys.

    If this sounds like you or someone you know, we’d be really keen to hear from you, in the first instance for research purposes only. Please contact Helen direct on 020 7907 0870 or email helenc@bettytv.co.uk

    Many thanks.
     
  2. I am 6'1 and would like to say that I feel short! I would like to have leg surgery to be 6'4 to rid myself of this inferiority complex my military service has left me with!

    Yours

    A short (ish) person
     
  3. Deja Vu?

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    No luck last time then Betty?
     
  4. Short People - Randy Newman

    Short people got no reason
    Short people got no reason
    Short people got no reason
    To live

    They got little hands
    And little eyes
    And they walk around
    Tellin' great big lies
    They got little noses
    And tiny little teeth
    They wear platform shoes
    On their nasty little feet

    Well, I don't want no short people
    Don't want no short people
    Don't want no short people
    Round here

    Short people are just the same
    As you and I
    (A fool such as I)
    All men are brothers
    Until the day they die
    (It's a wonderful world)

    Short people got nobody
    Short people got nobody
    Short people got nobody
    To love

    They got little baby legs
    And they stand so low
    You got to pick 'em up
    Just to say hello
    They got little cars
    That got beep, beep, beep
    They got little voices
    Goin' peep, peep, peep
    They got grubby little fingers
    And dirty little minds
    They're gonna get you every time
    Well, I don't want no short people
    Don't want no short people
    Don't want no short people
    'Round here
     
  5. I am 6 foot 3, all the girls ask me 'is everything in proportion?' - I tell them 'my dear, if everything was in proportion I would be 12 foot 6'........

    Ratcatcher
     
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