Legs already has a sockpuppet, he uses it to carry on posting after carrying out the "attention seeking huff" manoeuvre.
Ah! I remember that thread fondly. He fled from the internet with cries of "Tyranny!" and then returned a week later to state how he'd been chased from the site by bullying. More clicking of like was there from the belmers, weak of comeback and professional weepy types.
Until a handsome KoR rode forth and pointed out that Jack of Duckworth had started another account the very same night it had said it would flee from Internetshire and that the new callsign had not been bullied one teensy weensy bit because it didn't attention seek like say, err, starting a thread about being bullied from the internet.
The semi-sentient flat pack wall unit.