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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by MOANING_BARSTEWARD, Sep 5, 2011.

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  1. Hi I only have 1 post and would like to ask a typical Journo question(insert drivvle), can anyone confirm or deny said drivvle?

    Hi my mate is joining up and he reckons that soldiers only work 5 days a month and I want you to all agree with me that it's not true.

    Hi some cunt in the pub reckons he was the one who shot Osama can you all help me to out him as a walt.

    Hi i'm a MMM and i will continue to post even though you all wish I would just fuck off, My son is a mongtard.

    Hi I like sheds.

    Hi i've got Maddie in the boot.

    FFS i'm off.

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  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    My cock is itchy!
  4. Bye then.

    I'd tell you that you'd be missed but...
  5. Serves you right for driving your Mrs out of her home and away from her kids.

    Why not see if one of those 3 slopes at KFC at Solstice want to scratch it for you - five dorra me love you long time solja boy, you wannna go large on that :-D
  6. Quality! I've been searching for the other half to my show! My cock is often Scratchy.

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  7. I thought the kids were back at school.
  8. Hi I'm MMM and I've got Maddie in my shed with my retarded child.

    fucking bellend.
  9. When is pay day?
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  10. Boiled eggs at a BBQ? Its a myth.
  11. Say that to Wonk_mong if you dare.
  12. Whats a "wonk-mong"?
  13. No wonder you need a good lawyer if you have given the missus a dose!
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  14. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Last night I threw a handful of capers into a fishcake mix. Does this make me a puff?
  15. Yes, Jarrod will be PMing you shortly.