Challenges in Life

Okeys. I have decided that there are things I want to do before I die.

I've seen the sun rise in the east (Hua Hin), I've been photographed with the German equivalent of Man Scum (for a bet), I'm a cricket umpire, I've been a complete cunt with my brother (Kum by Arr), I've been married and divorced, I've surfed at Scarborough, I've got been shot at, I've got a shite load of medals, I've been to an Eastenders Charity Cricket Match*, I've met a few of the reprobates from here (there may or may not have been drink involved), and I'm going to see Never Mind the Buzzcocks (I'll win), I can do "ooeeooeeooo" with my hands, I can "two finger whistle" as in - oy shitelips.

The thing that gets me is. I can't snap my fingers with my right hand. My left hand, fine and dandy, the right one - naaa - it's like a thud thud thud.

Help me out.

* more details to follow about the ARRSE V Easties.

 

What do you want to do before you die then?

 

I’ve been to been to Nice and the Isles of Greece but I’ve never cum up your bottom, I’m just trying to help

 

Ah bin everywhere, man......

 

Even up slugs wrong un Mat?

 

Um, ah bin (almost) everywhere, man!

 

Sluggy,I hope your not planning on shuffling off too soon.You still owe me a pint.